Author: UC Gargoyle

call for subs: wordplay 

flirting, sexting, innuendos, love letters, confessions, body language. issue 9: wordplay is about all the ways we communicate love and desire (or fail to). write about healthy and unhealthy communication, perpetual yearning, ghosting, misreads, the first (or worst) message you’ve sent someone on hinge. gives us a peek into the rehersed and rewritten messages in your notes app. 

send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by january 30th at 5 p.m. with “issue 9 proposal for section x, contributor’s name” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (about 200 words) with your proposal. final drafts are due february 4th at 11:59 p.m. pieces can be anywhere from 1 to 1000 words. production night will be february 12th at 5 p.m. 

as per usual for our annual sex and love issue, our nudes contest returns. hope we didn’t keep you on the edge for too long 😉 — our sex issue nudes contest returns! submissions can take the form of photos, illustrations, paintings, any visual medium really! all submissions will be published in the sex issue (print only!). please make sure to read over the full guidelines before participating

• YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OLD OR OVER TO SUBMIT
• send your submissions to our email by eod of tuesday, february 3th with your name and age (these will remain private and emails will be deleted after publication). 
• nudity, partial nudity, or illusions to nudity are encouraged.
• pages containing the nudes contest are print-exclusive and won’t be published online. names or identifiable information will NOT be published alongside your submissions, however, we have no control over who picks up a copy and thus can’t guarantee anonymity after publication.
• the contest will be judged solely based on CREATIVITY; all your bodies are beautiful!!!
• you can email us to withdraw your submission at any point prior to publication.

winners will be contacted via email! first place gets a cash prize of $25; $15 and $10 will go to the second and third places respectively.

some prompts ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

uc: give us a dramatic retelling of the freak nastiest place you’ve gotten down on all fours, in public, from the back (?), mouth agape, slobbering, sweating, getting stickier by the minute and hotter by the second, unidentifiable liquid lathered all over the already dirty ass floor…after all, diversity is our strength.

arts & culture: take smut seriously. or don’t! but read it closely. write about the craft of getting people hot with words alone. why is yearning often hotter than fucking? talk about the ambiguities of language that leave you in crisis. defend the fanfics and bodice rippers. what’s on your sex playlist? what’s your netflix n’ chill movie? edging but make it literary. 

politics: is there such a thing as sex without power? is that even worth aspiring to? emancipate me harder: what we get wrong about kink. why doesn’t gen z fuck (it’s prob bc of a lack of third spaces)?!?! algorithmic dating is where the erotic goes to die. the situationship/nonmonogamy industrial complex. have you ever wanted to fuck a character.ai chatbot and how morally grey did it make you feel?

opinions: why do we label desire: top/bottom, sub/dom? has kink lost its teeth? sexting, innuendos, love letters, body language—how do we communicate intention? does he call you ‘babe’? rice purity, body count—why do we quantify sex? dead dove: do not eat? do you send nudes? did you moan the wrong name? don’t panic, let’s explore the depths of human desire together. transcribe aftercare. thirst traps, yay or nay? sext us, seduce us, serenade us into surrender.

avant garg: poeticize the scrawls on bathroom walls you’ve been pushed up against. write about destructive dirty talk and the psyche. trace your lover’s script tattoo in the afterglow and document the sensation. have you ever fucked someone under a false identity or name, roleplay or otherwise? tell me more. what are your safe words? transcribe moaning using the international phonetic alphabet. 

comics: tell it to my heart! tell me i’m the only one! draw us valentine’s cards for that special someone. illustrate a diagram of the depths of your heart’s desires. make a comic about the things that are too hard to say out loud. draw us puns you need to see to understand.  GIVE US SHIP ART!!! 

stay greasy,

amareena saleh

communications editor

this is a call for subs and also a vengeance piece against google maps. issue 8: cartography wants your maps!! do you love them, hate them?? write about cities, toronto’s relationship to indigenous peoples, immigration and settling, borders and zoning, responsible travel and also pirates. obviously. 

send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by january 16th at 5 p.m. with “issue 8 proposal for section x, contributor’s name” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (about 200 words) with your proposal. final drafts are due january 21st at 11:59 p.m. pieces can be anywhere from 1 to 1000 words. production night will be january 29th at 5 p.m. show up with your sharpest pen (pls someone bring a fountain pen) and a bad sense of direction. 

we are also looking for front and back cover art!! pls send a pitch/sketch by the 16th at 5 pm!

some great prompts to map (hehe) your thoughts 

uc: we want the kind of map that would get you kicked out of a museum gift shop. give us your bootleg treasure chart, your “do not enter” coastline, your fake landmark that you swear is real. write from the perspective of a compass that hates you. show us the route to something you “lost” on purpose. if you’re lying, we’ll know. we have cartographic instincts.

arts & culture: write about places you know through art before you ever saw them. your pilgrimage to a concert venue, a gallery, a library, a movie theatre that raised you. how do stories, images, and sounds give somewhere a pulse? what fictional map lives rent free in your brain? when does art teach you a place, and when does it remind you you’re visiting?

politics: maps are not neutral and neither is toronto. write about the lines that decide everything: zoning, borders, transit deserts, property boundaries, neighbourhood “brands,” and the histories they hide. how do maps naturalize colonial claims, or erase indigenous presence? what does “ethical tourism” even mean under capitalism? who gets to move freely, and who gets policed for existing in space? bring us counter-mapping, refusal, and routes of resistance.

opinions: draw us a map of your life. what are the landmarks you orbit? map your inheritance: foods, rituals, languages, surnames, cities you carry like luggage. where did your family come from, and what does “belonging” feel like in your body? rant about airports, streetcars, detours, and the special hell of “arriving” but not being welcomed. is memory its own kind of geography?

avant garg: make cartography weird again. give us coordinates to a feeling. write a poem that reads like directions, then deliberately miss the turn. annotate a map like it’s your diary. pin significant locations and tell their stories, queer-the-map style. or refuse the whole assignment: submit a piece about getting lost and liking it.

comics: draw us the map to your heart, or your group chat’s favourite corner store, or the secret campus route that avoids everyone you’ve ever awkwardly waved at. label the real landmarks that matter: the best crying stairwell, the safest bench, the building that always feels like a loading screen.

stay greasy,

amareena saleh

communications editor 

issue 7 is BODYMOD. let us discuss the body as a site of obsession, discipline, performance, pain, and pleasure. 

what does it mean to make a body “better”? why do you (or why won’t you) make changes to yours? write about tattoos, piercings, hormones, cyborg fantasies, experiences in bodybuilding, or the upgrades you’d adapt if technology permitted so  [┐∵]┘

send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by january 5th at 5 p.m. with “issue 5 proposal for section x, contributor’s name” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (~200 words) with your proposal. final drafts are due january 7th (tighter turnaround! be prepared ) at 11:59 p.m. pieces can be anywhere from 1–1000 words. production night will be happening at 5 p.m. on january 15th, pull up inked, pierced, or spiritially altered (accessories encouraged).

prompts from our section editors (aftercare instructions): 
uc: are you chopped and also unc? did you ask for plastic surgery as a graduation gift? do your piercings/tattoos make professors scowl at the sight of you? does the middle aged couple on yorkville ask you to be their third because they thought the blue hair and baby bangs screamed “liberal who loves freaky sex”? ever shave your head bald? was it shiny? what was the caretaking routine on that like? did you have to massage the scalp so the stubble didn’t itch? we’re curious (genuinely) (if you don’t want to write for us can you please dm us) (reddit isn’t cutting it).

arts & culture: talk about bodies as art, as performance, as battleground, as the self (or not). what does it mean to upgrade yourself? is pilates just contemporary penance? tell us about the cyborg fantasy or biohacker pseudoscience or hormones as mythic revisionism. when does a fitness routine become a ritual? when does self-improvement become self-surveillance? write about extremes. what does the ideal body look like in your corner of the internet? what does it cost to maintain? what happens when it breaks?

politics: discuss cyborg selfhoods: how do wearable tech, implants, or biometric trackers blur the line between body and machine. how does the orientalist’s gaze manifest in the popularity of culture-based body-modifications? explore the politics of pain: what does it mean to choose pain (e.g., piercings, tattoos, decorative scarification) when some bodies face pain without choice? write a manifesto imagining post-human modifications that challenge current aesthetics and ethics.

opinions: what does it mean to you, to modify your body? how has your body changed over time? is discipline hot, or are we just scared of being seen as lazy? rank your tattoos in order of preference. did that post-relationship piercing hurt as much as the break-up? tell us about your 75-hard experience. are everything showers necessary? bush or no bush? what even IS the point of a body? what’s the point of yours?

avant garg: give us a tattoo & piercing tour. what’s the most pain you subjected yourself to in the name of bodymod? do you regret any perma-mods you’ve made? let’s talk about non-human bodies we find solace in… furries, mecha, celestial……

comics: given complete free rein, how would you customize your persona? how do you imagine yourself beyond the confines of your #basic human body? draw us some tattoo flashes! get weird with it. 

stay greasy,
amareena saleh
communications editor

mail from the depths of your spam, from your junk drawer, from the word wide web and now in your hands. introducing our last issue of the year: garchives! what should be added to the archives? what would you put in a time capsule and bury for 100 years? what did 2025 mean to you? what idea did you mean to send into us that just didn’t happen? (╭ರ_•́)

send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by november 14 at 5 p.m. with “issue 5 proposal for section x, contributor’s name” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (~200 words) with your proposal. final drafts are due november 19 at 11:59 p.m. pieces can be anywhere from 1–1000 words. production night with scraps and scanning and old gargs will be happening at 5 p.m. on thursday, november 27th in the jcr.

some thoughts, musings, and wishes from our section editors: 

uc: tell us about your least favourite themes from student publications on campus. steal from each other, leave ransom notes, demand obscene payment. we’re all connected, no one is safe…

arts & culture: we’re taking a trip down memory lane this issue. tell us about the oldest art you can think of. get historical with it! renaissance paintings, early 2000s pop culture, medieval romances, 80s campy cult classics – it’s all fair game. tell us about firsts: the first video game, the first blockbuster, your first brush with art that left you begging for more. narrate your life in art. give us a genealogy of arts. a&c’s fave themes: renaissance, y2k, antiques roadshow

politics: everything but the kitchen sink politics prompts. are poli sci students like that on purpose? online politics deep dive: jubilee media, breadtube streamers, and substack thinkpieces. top 10 moments in toronto politics (rob ford biopic needed). politicians who would have been better off abandoning doing drag. 

opinions: this issue, anything goes. 

nandini wants to know: your hot takes, your guilty pleasures, your niche obsessions, the hill you’d die on, the truth you’d whisper at 3am, and what you really think. ola wants to see: cities and hometowns and space, parents and siblings and cousins, culture and memory and inheritance. ROOMMATES. or, anything you’ve wanted to yap about that you haven’t had the chance to do so for before.

avant garg: sunday, november 9th, 2025. first snow. the gargoyle vol 67 iss 5’s theme was seasonal affective disorder, the son of a bitch that just won’t let go. how are you planning on making it through the winter semester? tell me about your small saving graces.

comics: half-assed sketches that you never got around to finishing, ideas on napkins, classroom doodles, pencil marks and ink stains, whatever you have. Mix up characters from different stories and let them meet.  Dump everything you love into a box, give it a shake, and pour it out.  Let our humble section be your dumping ground.

issue 6 extra: we’ve dug into the back of our brains and the basement of uc to find some old gargs, and masthead has complied a list of their favourite old themes. feel free to draw from any of these: 

deep sea issue (vol 58, issue 3), the space issue (vol 59, issue 3), star wars issue (vol 65, issue 6), illusions issue (vol 56, issue 8), the clowns issue (vol 62, issue 1), the bread issue (vol 63, issue 7), the magical girls issue (vol 62, issue 3), cult (vol 66, issue 4; vol 69, issue 5), special renaissance issue (vol 21, october special), modern art (vol 68, issue 3), the sitcom issue (vol 61, issue 8),  the eddie murphy issue (vol 60, issue 11; vol 61, issue 6), the yuppies issue (vol 61, issue 2)

stay greasy,

amareena saleh

communications editor 

hello hello :> happy spooky season to all ↻(𓄼 .̀  ̮.́)Ψ for our halloween issue this year, we’re digging up issue 4: resurrection .˚⊹.₊˚𖦹⋆ what’s a little dirt under the nails? if the grave was shallow enough to claw your way back up from, the burial was never permanent. write about the things that just will NOT stay dead. habits, fandoms (looking at you, danganronpa), old tech, old selves. necromance the past if you will. 
drag up your forgotten phases and visit them one last time. tell us what you wish would make a comeback, or why it needs to stay dead, buried, and dematerialized. how do you feel about the inescapable regurgitation of references and remakes? 

send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by friday, october 10th, 5 p.m. with “issue 4 proposal for section x, contributor’s name” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (~200 words) with your proposal. final drafts will be due wednesday, october 15th by 11:59 p.m. pieces can be anywhere from 1–1000 words.

we’re also looking for front and back cover art for this issue! please pitch us your most spooky concept art via email. also! for our centrefold, we’ll be accepting spooky undead doodles  (can be drawn irl at prod, or emailed as pdfs!) great opportunity to get a doodle in your journal printed and floating around campus. 

masthead will rise from the dead for production at 5 p.m. on thursday, october 23rd in the junior common room and will remain until the witching hour (more like 9-ish…). pizza will be summoned. possibly ghosts? if you’re interested in a less spooky time, come back by the issue 3: dreamgirl prod night this thursday (oct. 9).

some spooky prompts for the eager gargling: 

uc: how long have you been in the city? did you grow up in toronto or the gta, are there any places that remind you of better times…of worse times? we all have our favourite spots, did you ever abandon them and then find them again? talk about places you recently rediscovered in the city. tell us about all the places you have haunted in the late hours of the night or the early, slithering hours of the morning. carlton imagine cinemas at 1AM? lakeview diner at 1:15AM? the green room at 1:30AM? sneaky dee’s nachos at 1:45AM? sneaky link at wild wing at 1:55AM? someone watching you while you take the 2AM GO-train to Maple?

PS: if you’ve been on the uoft ghost tour please please please write about it i’ve always wanted to go.

arts & culture: talk about a piece of media that brought you to life. what cultural phenomena/trends need to make a comeback? how are you giving new lives to old hyperfixations? is fanfiction a type of rebirth? discuss revival genres. complain about remakes of remakes. what should stay dead? are we obsessed with revival because it’s comforting, or because we’ve run out of original thoughts? can anything ever truly die, or will it all be revived eventually?

politics: explore how empires “resurrect” myths of past glory to “give life” to nationalist rhetoric. what motivates gen z’s obsession with nostalgia and analog media’s “resurrection”? how do the ghosts of forgotten political history still haunt us? debunk right-wing nostalgia and the myth of restoration (“this is what they took from us”). what do political assassinations reveal about our cultural climate? the meaning behind the monster: political subtext in horror.

opinions: the horror of return. what’s something you buried that won’t stay buried? what do we owe the dead? talk about the most recent resurrection in your life, a relationship, a hobby, a trend…? who would you resurrect? what would you NEVER resurrect? god forbid, do YOU want to be resurrected? buried or cremated? tell us about loved cultural revivals in your cities or circles. also zombies. tell us about zombies.

avant garg: is to be resurrected to be reborn? can death absolve you of sin? narrate from a gravedigger’s perspective. storytell from six feet under. is that the tip of a shovel or are you just happy to see me? resurrect an old flame and journal how it burns this time around. tell us about people who came back wrong–or worse, right. dig your own grave. lie in it. 

comics:  resurrect your favourite dead shows and characters.  tell us about that one thing that just won’t die for good, no matter how many times you kill it. bring back your old art styles, OCs, favourite art trends, and comics! halloween is approaching…draw us some sick-ass zombies, ghouls, and goblins >:)

see you soon,

amareena saleh, communications editor