Author: UC Gargoyle

  • gargoyle eic self-nominations OPEN!

    gargoyle eic self-nominations OPEN!

    hello garglings! we at the garg would like to formally (eugh) announce that eic self-nominations are now open for the 2026–27 volume ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ this form is open to all uoft members of our community, though the final candidate(s) will be decided by our current masthead and staff, with all campaigning and voting being internal. if you’ve written, drawn, or collaged for us, or joined us at a good ol’ garg production night, and are interested in coordinating the next volume, we’d highly encourage you to apply.

    eic self-nominations form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeGMhP7gluSUg6mhditqf9oSYsSh478afC0U-6RxaF0VF8PQA/viewform

    the election timeline is as follows:

    self-nomination period opens: wednesday, march 25
    self-nomination period closes: tuesday, april 7 at 6:45 pm

    candidate statements posted in discord: wednesday, april 8

    q&a period with masthead and staff: thursday, april 9 to wednesday, april 15

    masthead and staff voting period: friday, april 17 to wednesday, april 22 at 11:30 pm

    eics announced: thursday, april 23

    all campaigning will take place internally in our discord. candidate statements will be posted in a channel accessible only to masthead and staff, followed by a q&a period where masthead and staff can ask candidates questions. after that, masthead and staff will vote to elect the next editor-in-chiefs.

    more information about the q&a period will be shared with candidates on april 8. it also will not require constantly checking discord, since breaks will be built into the schedule.

    also, for anyone who wants to look back at materials from the agm, here are the slides from this year’s meeting: https://www.canva.com/design/DAHEN2FFCNk/DKogzanaCN-W_7kt9ef58Q/edit

    we’re also circulating the constitutional amendments form for masthead and staff voting: https://ucgargoyle.ca/constitutional-amendment-vote-71/

    because voting on the amendments is only for masthead and staff, the page is password-protected. if you’re staff that is  interested in reviewing or voting on the amendments, please reply to this email asking for the password.

    good luck ( ⸝•ᴗ•⸝)♡

    amareena saleh

    communications editor 

  • ANNUAL GARGOYLE AGM!

    ANNUAL GARGOYLE AGM!

    hello garglings! our annual agm is creeping up on us and we would really really love to see you there ❤

    when + where  

    sunday, march 22 at 5:30 pm  

    discord, in the “agm” voice channel, and will run for ~2 hours.

    https://discord.gg/QJtefJ44dX

    meeting agenda:

    • a quick introduction to (and history of) the gargoyle
    • masthead introductions
    • summary of volume 71 thus far
    • a review of our budgets
    • a quick review of our constitution
    • short q&a period
    • discussion of any possible constitutional amendments

    for anyone new or lurking or “idk if i’m allowed to come” you are!!  a general meeting is a public event for the paper’s staff, contributors, readers, and spectators to discuss matters of importance and vote on constitutional amendments. all participants at general meetings can speak and share their thoughts. only masthead and staff members will vote on the proposed constitution after the general meeting, but we encourage anyone interested to come ask questions, share thoughts, or just listen in. if you’ve been curious about getting more involved in the garg, this is a really good place to get some context about the paper. 

    if your name is listed below, you are considered gargoyle staff. congrats! please actually show up fr…as loyal staff members, we need your input on how the gargoyle should run!”

    jenna guadagna, druphadi sen, elizabet nisenbaum, johanna kiik, artemis riedmueller, sebastian holowenko, phoebe sozou, marco constantino-strzelec, avery marcellus, julian robertson, leeanne shubert, serena hao, alec zelek, v riczker, aleesa azim, averie collins, ellie rae balotovsky, marcia gracia jimenez, simon agostino, jessica chu, chloe gm, andrea yip, kate howden, emily paterson, junia alsinawi, libby blostein, anya ulkina, alek jaśkielewicz

    see you soon! 

    amareena saleh

    communications editor

  • call for subs: hall of fame

    call for subs: hall of fame

    issue 12: hall of fame, is our last issue of the year! if you were hesitant/procrastonating about pitching, now is your last chance ever!! (it is that serious.) what legacy did you leave behind this year? are there new things you started and others you abandoned? does graduation bring a sense of respite, or nothing even close to closure? what about yourself do you want memorialized? how do you make meaning out of endings? or does nothing mean anything, and anything means nothing?  induct whatever you please into the 2025-2026 gargoyle canon. 

    send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by march 20th at 5 pm with “issue 12 proposal for section x, [y/n]” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (about 200 words) with your proposal. final drafts are due wednesday, march 25th at 11:59 pm. pieces can be anywhere from 1 to 1000 words. production night is to be decided. we’re trying to cook up something special for this one, and we’ll let you know if it works out ❤
    it’s been lovely seeing you all around this year and reading your work. if you’re interested in continuing to be apart of the garg in a masthead role, pls keep eyes peeled for upcoming hiring! 

    hall of fame worthy prompts from everyone but uc (jk we love u nora and xarnah <3): 

    uc: this is our mini yearbook. give us the following information in the following order: a photo of yourself (can be silly), your year, a recap of your greatest achievements this year, and a quote. and just so you know, this is city wide! go crazy! woo!

    arts & culture: tell us about your magnum opus of the year. narrate your life through the arts that you consume. what is your favourite course reading? write about songs of endings, writings of goodbyes (but also of growing up). are the coming-of-age movies/YA novels accurate? discuss classics and what makes them classic. what did you reread, replay, or revisit the most this year, and why did it keep pulling you back?

    politics: tell us about the undercommons of education: the syllabi that felt like surveillance, the professors who defected, the TAs that felt like your friends. trace how OSAP changes, AI panic, Palestine encampments, or burnout culture braided themselves into the daily business of learning. in what ways do you carry your education outside of the classroom? how is procrastination a structural issue? make it intimate and unruly! 

    opinions: who earns a spot in your personal greatest hits? what does it mean to idolize? if your childhood had a hall of fame, what would be inducted first? which memory, lesson, or experience shaped you, or took a seminal role in leading your life? rank your greatest failures, favorite places, biggest fears, then justify why they matter. rank anything. favorite or least favorite trends, over- or underrated? what even is a trend, or a rating?

    avant garg: highlights and lowlights: paint a self-portrait with your accomplishments. what did you never think you’d do? what are you surprised not to have done? it’s an end of an era, or a beginning of a new one — what will your next chapter be called? who will roam its pages? 

    comics: call-backs call-backs galore! Draw your fav garg covers in your style. Spoof your fav comics. Draw us the silliest trophies and awards you can think of.  Show us a scrapbook of your favourite memories of the year.

    stay greasy, 

    amareena saleh

    communications editor

  • call for subs: reproductive justice

    call for subs: reproductive justice

    issue 11: our annual reproductive justice issue is about autonomy. it’s about the right to make decisions about your body and your future without coercion, neglect, or punishment. who is granted that privacy, and who is subjected to scrutiny? what’s the next step of bodies becoming sites of regulation? the handmaid’s tale can’t be the only imaginable endpoint. why have we become comfortable framing personal experiences as public concerns, letting institutions and culture define what is “responsible,” “moral,” or “acceptable” for us to do with our own bodies? is surrogacy morally reprehensible, or is that question a distraction?

    send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by march 6th at 5 pm with “issue 11 proposal for section x, contributor’s name” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (about 200 words) with your proposal. final drafts are due tuesday, march 11th at 11:59 pm. pieces can be anywhere from 1 to 1000 words. production night will run march 19th from 5–9 in the jcr.

    some prompts to get you pondering: 

    uc: talk about your experience with uoft’s support systems: the sexual violence prevention & support centre, PEARS project, the sexual education centre, the health and wellness centre. has uoft’s sexual violence policy (or lack of effort therein) made you feel less safe on campus? did you tune into governing council elections just to realize that no one is actually interested in doing the work to make campus safer? have the osap cuts made you and your dependents unsure about whether or not you can continue at university? we’re looking for testimonies as to how this institution provides its students with justice and support. write anonymously, write with your full government name, but write.

    arts & culture: pink hats, green bandanas, coat hangers, handmaids’ cloaks. trace the visual life of reproductive justice. when does a symbol galvanize, and when does it get flattened into merch? think about the body as billboard and battleground. slogans sharpied onto stomachs. glitter, blood, milk, lace. interrogate the aesthetics of “choice” more generally. who gets styled as innocent, maternal, worthy of protection and who gets rendered deviant, irresponsible, disposable?

    politics: write about a moment when a body became a “case,” a “risk,” or a “diagnosis” instead of a person: who gained power in that shift, and who lost it? imagine a clinic waiting room as a political space: whose reproduction is encouraged, whose is surveilled, and whose is quietly discouraged? tell a story from the perspective of a medical chart, tracking how race, class, gender, disability, or immigration status shape the care someone receives. explore a character who resists a medical label placed on their reproductive body: what forms can refusal take? describe the language of “choice” and contrast it with the material realities that make some choices possible and others impossible. 

    opinions: how do cultural values play into your or your family’s attitudes about reproduction? is there a clash, or a generational divide? what about class, or gender? how does religion — practiced or inherited — show up in your reproductive choices? rank menstrual products. birth control, contraception, IUDs, hormone medication: have you changed your body in the name of reproductive health? are our systems set up effectively to reflect these changes, or can you recount an instance where these systems let you down? how do cultural values play into your or your family’s attitudes about reproduction? is there a clash, or a generational divide? what about class, or gender? how does religion — practiced or inherited — show up in your reproductive choices? rank menstrual products. birth control, contraception, IUDs, hormone medication: have you changed your body in the name of reproductive health? are our systems set up effectively to reflect these changes, or can you recount an instance where these systems let you down?

    avant garg: “no” means no but so do a million other words, gestures, and expressions. bold it, underline it, italicize it. trace the contours of your body, yes, your body, emphasizing its extensions, detachments, hollows, and scars. let’s talk about metaphors for the body — are they enough to encompass human corporeality? blackout medicolegal documents and reveal what they actually say (see: vol. 70 iss. 11 what was really said at the overturning of roe v. wade by suraiya jiwani).

    comics: draw us a poster in protest for freedom and autonomy. draw us a map of your favourite reproductive resources and health centres around the city. give us a comic about your experiences. or give us a comic about your dreams, how your life will look in a perfect world

    stay greasy, 

    amareena saleh

    communications editor

  • call for subs: tryhard

    call for subs: tryhard

    issue 10: tryhard is about the joy and challenge of choosing effort in a world that keeps offering the easy way out. we want pieces about inconvenience and community. about learning, showing up, and trying something again and again and again until it works. the beauty of a manual car. what do we lose when we use tools to replace processes? what can we gain when we insit on doing things anwyays? can we truly preserve old media (the deterioration of vhs tapes)? or must we adapt like the machines we are. is ther value in resisting efficienty? do any of you know about baumol’s cost disease? 

    send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by february 15th with “issue 10 proposal for section x, contributor’s name” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (about 200 words) with your proposal. final drafts are due wednesday, february 25th eod. pieces can be anywhere from 1 to 1000 words. production nights will run march 5th from 5–9 in the JCR. 

    some prompts, if you insist on trying a little harder than necessary:

    uc: did you get into this school by lying and cheating in typical teen high school drama style or did you, genuinely, just try hard? do you cum in your pants when your prof acknowledges your hard work, mumbling a soft, “say it again.”? tell us about the embarrassing outfits you wore in your first year, just to try hard and make friends. hey, just pitch to us, nerd.

    arts & culture: does creation require inconvenience? talk about the death/revival of physical media. what media personality are you trying hard to emulate? tell us about your journeys to the archives and libraries instead of reading Google AI overview slop. what parts of art-making or art-watching are you still doing the long way, on purpose? burn a cd, develop some film, draw up a zine, stitch something together. carry your heart on your sleeve and write chalantly about your hyperfixations!! 

    politics: wtf is up w the gig economy?? you can have chipotle slop bowl …. but at what cost? organizing is perhaps the least gratifying thing ever, so why try? why go postering? why go canvassing? WHY??!! will your submission regurgitate the same substack discourse/video essay fodder or will you dare to have an original thought? lmk.

    opinions: is deleting instagram worth the disconnect, is the estrangement of disconnect worth the reclamation of self? what strange old habits/rituals make you up? who are you willing to slow down for? can we still make time for tea ceremonies, dating outside of apps, rolling joints instead of buying pre-rolls? is convenience making us lazy and killing taste, or just our patience? developing photos or icloud storage, meal-prep or doordash? what gets lost when playlists replace records and mixtapes, when algorithms replace intimacy?

    avant garg: reporting UC as tryhard patient zero; pitchlist filled in 5 months in advance. but aside from them… we love tryhards. passionate devotion is so rare these days. give us elaborate structures and high-flown language. give us ego, inflated. give us everything you’ve been keeping in because it’s “too much.” nothing is too much here. purple prose, ten-dollar-words. be extra, be loud.   

    comics: Try your hardest. In the age of AI, give us what only you can make. show us the evolution of your style over time, all that  hard practice.  Make a Zine. Dip your hands in ink and pull something out of it.  The cleaning up sucks, but what’s life without a little inconvenience? 

    stay greasy,

    amareena saleh

    communications editor

  • call for subs: wordplay (sex issue)

    call for subs: wordplay (sex issue)

    call for subs: wordplay 

    flirting, sexting, innuendos, love letters, confessions, body language. issue 9: wordplay is about all the ways we communicate love and desire (or fail to). write about healthy and unhealthy communication, perpetual yearning, ghosting, misreads, the first (or worst) message you’ve sent someone on hinge. gives us a peek into the rehersed and rewritten messages in your notes app. 

    send all proposals or initial drafts to ucgargoyle@gmail.com by january 30th at 5 p.m. with “issue 9 proposal for section x, contributor’s name” as the subject line. include a sample paragraph (about 200 words) with your proposal. final drafts are due february 4th at 11:59 p.m. pieces can be anywhere from 1 to 1000 words. production night will be february 12th at 5 p.m. 

    as per usual for our annual sex and love issue, our nudes contest returns. hope we didn’t keep you on the edge for too long 😉 — our sex issue nudes contest returns! submissions can take the form of photos, illustrations, paintings, any visual medium really! all submissions will be published in the sex issue (print only!). please make sure to read over the full guidelines before participating

    • YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OLD OR OVER TO SUBMIT
    • send your submissions to our email by eod of tuesday, february 3th with your name and age (these will remain private and emails will be deleted after publication). 
    • nudity, partial nudity, or illusions to nudity are encouraged.
    • pages containing the nudes contest are print-exclusive and won’t be published online. names or identifiable information will NOT be published alongside your submissions, however, we have no control over who picks up a copy and thus can’t guarantee anonymity after publication.
    • the contest will be judged solely based on CREATIVITY; all your bodies are beautiful!!!
    • you can email us to withdraw your submission at any point prior to publication.

    winners will be contacted via email! first place gets a cash prize of $25; $15 and $10 will go to the second and third places respectively.

    some prompts ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

    uc: give us a dramatic retelling of the freak nastiest place you’ve gotten down on all fours, in public, from the back (?), mouth agape, slobbering, sweating, getting stickier by the minute and hotter by the second, unidentifiable liquid lathered all over the already dirty ass floor…after all, diversity is our strength.

    arts & culture: take smut seriously. or don’t! but read it closely. write about the craft of getting people hot with words alone. why is yearning often hotter than fucking? talk about the ambiguities of language that leave you in crisis. defend the fanfics and bodice rippers. what’s on your sex playlist? what’s your netflix n’ chill movie? edging but make it literary. 

    politics: is there such a thing as sex without power? is that even worth aspiring to? emancipate me harder: what we get wrong about kink. why doesn’t gen z fuck (it’s prob bc of a lack of third spaces)?!?! algorithmic dating is where the erotic goes to die. the situationship/nonmonogamy industrial complex. have you ever wanted to fuck a character.ai chatbot and how morally grey did it make you feel?

    opinions: why do we label desire: top/bottom, sub/dom? has kink lost its teeth? sexting, innuendos, love letters, body language—how do we communicate intention? does he call you ‘babe’? rice purity, body count—why do we quantify sex? dead dove: do not eat? do you send nudes? did you moan the wrong name? don’t panic, let’s explore the depths of human desire together. transcribe aftercare. thirst traps, yay or nay? sext us, seduce us, serenade us into surrender.

    avant garg: poeticize the scrawls on bathroom walls you’ve been pushed up against. write about destructive dirty talk and the psyche. trace your lover’s script tattoo in the afterglow and document the sensation. have you ever fucked someone under a false identity or name, roleplay or otherwise? tell me more. what are your safe words? transcribe moaning using the international phonetic alphabet. 

    comics: tell it to my heart! tell me i’m the only one! draw us valentine’s cards for that special someone. illustrate a diagram of the depths of your heart’s desires. make a comic about the things that are too hard to say out loud. draw us puns you need to see to understand.  GIVE US SHIP ART!!! 

    stay greasy,

    amareena saleh

    communications editor